Whatever is said in Latin

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
- Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.

I am become

I am become a name

-Tennyson (Ulysses)

The surest way

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher regard those who think alike than those who think differently.

-Freidrich Nietzsche

If you bungle

If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters.

Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis

Whatever you think

Whatever you think, be sure it is what you think; whatever you want, be sure that is what you want; whatever you feel, be sure that is what you feel.

-T. S. Eliot

Love is a snowmobile

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.

-Matt Groening

She leaves me

She leaves me with a kiss, then sashays east up the stalls, dragging my soul in the dust behind her.

-DBC Pierre (Vernon God Little)

People often write me

People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness.

-Heather Armstrong

Blessed is he

Blessed is he who has found his work; let him ask no other blessedness.

-Thomas Carlyle

I can only Please one Person

I can only please one person per day.

Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking too good either

- Dilbert

In the United States

In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. That is what makes America what it is.

-Gertrude Stein

If you have a talent

If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don’t hoard it. Don’t dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke.

-Brendan Francis

It is impossible

It is impossible to go through life without trust: That is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.

-Graham Greene

Orgasms

Everything in the world can be faked. Just like orgasms.

- Neha

No art, however minor

No art, however minor, demands less than total dedication if you want to excel in it.

-Alberti