It’s cold yaar…!!!
People in Delhi have lately been feeling a more than slight chill in their spines. In fact, in here, its chillier than Big Apple. I read today that Central Park is abuzz with all the morning joggers and lovers and for them the best spring, in a long while, has struck. In here we have a slight different way to beat the cold.
Here, we eat livers. Cannibalism isn’t a sole domain of some German net-addict or someone from the tribes of Papua New Guinea. We are at it too and the world should stand up and listen. The developed world should take note that we are also capable of producing serial-killers and weirdos. In fact the cannibal, killer-couple lives within a few kilometers of my house, so practically we are neighbours for all out-worldly purposes. If this eating people thingy is caught by the popular fancy then this could be the excerpt of future talks:
‘It’s really cold today.’
‘Ya, it is … come let’s catch a child and eat some liver.’
‘Heya kid! Look I’ve got chocolates for you…’
I also did some planning and now am turning to meat eating. It’s hightime, really. The other day I was out for a party and the only thing a vegan could find was ‘paneer’ and going by strict vegan rules that too isn’t vegan enough. Seriously speaking, I could have been starved but thanks to few vodka shots and bits of barbecued-then-microwaved paneer, I was saved.
It was this experience which made me analyse my eating habits and I did some good solid research. And I concluded that I should hit back at all the animals which were hitherto saved from my wrath. Grrrr…!!! And mind you I said animals, just in case any one got confused.
I guess my tea is ready.
- Ishan Dubey
Rachna says:
Alice had the right to speak her mind….as pigs have right to fly…so do u have the right to eat any animal u find on street…will save our municipality from lots of sweat but plz spare the Dinosaurs and Dodos
January 7th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Kunal Goel says:
cannibalism, necrophilia, pedophilia! three cheers!
January 9th, 2007 at 09:37 pm
Ishan Dubey says:
Three cheers from me too
January 9th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Kunal Goel says:
test
January 10th, 2007 at 03:40 am