Indian Cricket Sucks - Sourav Ganguly Stinks
Indian cricket, these days, is in a bit of hole. First, there was the much awaited showdown between Jagmohan Dalmiya and Sharad Pawar, but sadly, it didn’t live upto its build up. The second spat involving the captain and the coach, though, gave enough fodder to the news-makers. Sourav Ganguly was called all the names that were there, and many more. It seemed that everyone had an opinion on the matter.
My point, though, is a bit different. I believe, all this is happening because Sourav Ganguly very desperately wants to wipe off some gooey substance off from that little crack of his anatomy which lies just below the small of his back, but he cannot; because he is suffering from a very advanced case of constipation (No poop, no scoop). Yes, constipation, and not tennis-elbow, mental unstableness or even lovesickness (Nagma is not dead, you see) as many would believe. If not for this dreadful disease, Sourav Ganguly would have been making runs, if he would have been making runs, India would have been winning, and that would have made everyone happy, and happy people seldom engage themselves in minor misunderstandings, leave alone public spats. But all this is happening because Sourav Ganguly is not well.
A severe lack of bowel movements has had his feet movement restricted, and that, as we all know, is a serious handicap on a cricket field. My grandmother used to tell me (She is dead now, bless her soul) that if the circulation in your digestive tract is not smooth then your blood circulation will also be hampered. We know that brain needs all the blood it can get or else it could go dead pretty easily, and Sourav Ganguly’s mind is going dead often enough to prove my analysis of his condition.
All the cricket lovers and non-lovers of cricket may feel free to offer appropriate treatment. I felt free to offer a quatrain.
The game of cricket is what we love,
captain is called Sourav.
All what he could have … for nation,
but for constipation.
- Ishan Dubey
Kunal Goel says:
October 10th, 2005 at 06:46 pm
sindhu says:
gr8 is the word 4 u………ishan u r tooooooooo gud.
October 10th, 2005 at 07:50 pm
Sushubh says:
he has an ego which is larger than mine. now that is something to be scared off…
October 10th, 2005 at 08:02 pm
cathy says:
:razz:lovely u hve written, but how do u get such metabolic ideas in ur mind,, trust me its a masterpiece..
keep it up.
October 11th, 2005 at 11:56 am
Kunal Goel says:
Ishan man you are number one here:
http://blogsearch.google.com/blogsearch?q=cricket
October 11th, 2005 at 11:46 pm
Kunal Goel says:
no longer
October 12th, 2005 at 07:53 am
Isaiah says:
October 12th, 2005 at 02:41 pm
Bhaskar Rao says:
GREG ROCKS–3-0–PROVEN
I AGREE WITH RAHUL
I AGREE WITH GREG’S POLICIES–
‘’If you want to represent a country of in a professional sport and be out of form,GET OUT’’-I Agree!!!!
‘’If you want to be in the team BCOS U R a celebrity and not bcos u are playing well–GET OUT’’-I AGREE!!!
‘’If you want to be in the team representing A billion people and you will not dive to save the ball,,–GET OUT,’’–I agree!!!
‘’if you want to be in the team Bcos Of what you did 75 years ago, while there are at least 500 First class/state players waiting in the line–GET THE HELL OUT”’-I Agree
‘’If you want 11 STinking Idiots to represent the country for the next 11 years while others who deserve a chance just rot in the dark-GET OUT–I AGree’’
These players are paid millions for their job and there is no place for complacency or PAST FORM. U WILL NOT REPRESENT ME IF U CANNOT PLAY.BOTTOM LINE IS IF YOU CANNOT PLAY–GET OUT OF THE WAY,, THERE ARE OTHERS WHO WILL REPRESENT THIS COUNTRY–PERIOD.
November 3rd, 2005 at 06:34 am
Isaiah says:
A long comment!!
November 3rd, 2005 at 07:36 pm
Duh nston says:
duh
November 6th, 2005 at 12:32 am
Kunal Goel says:
you said it
November 6th, 2005 at 01:27 am
Neha says:
Hm ok… i would be bowing down to you right now… but my leg’s in a cast! Superb!!!
November 20th, 2005 at 02:03 am
saptarshi says:
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October 9th, 2006 at 05:49 am
kritarth says:
ishaan ,i think ur ideology sucks…n it seems as
if u r hvng constipation of ideas….so writing just nething
November 8th, 2006 at 04:05 pm
kash says:
Jai Hind,
How much we Indians have to bear these ENUCHAS.They sucks.Dont blame them ,we put them on a pedestale,we dont have no other herosbut from film and cricket.
Look at other walks of life and find them,but no we are slave to these ENUCHAS,They want change and we want change.
We still sing a song of Rajas and Angrez.
Please wake up.Bring back these ENUCHAS back and send neww 11 from 1 billions who are waiting for a chance.
hope this make a sinse to us Indian.
Let them know what we are going through.
Kash
December 3rd, 2006 at 09:29 pm
Ishan Dubey says:
All ENUCHAS, I agree with you d00d.
December 9th, 2006 at 07:42 pm
Kunal Goel says:
test
December 11th, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Ishan Dubey says:
The test did reach me.
December 12th, 2006 at 12:36 am
Kash says:
Indian cricket sucks,That is selectors and players.Lots of politics and these ENUCHASD are in only for PAISAsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
God help Indians from these venkas.
Look for heros smewhere else.
Bycott cricket and products they promote.
Kash
Concern Hindi
December 15th, 2006 at 02:45 am
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March 4th, 2007 at 08:19 am
Bada says:
Lets kill the Indian cricket.
It sucks.They donot represent my India.It is cance that has stunned growth of Indian ability and mind.It is like coke or Mac.It is poison.
It is for the benefit of few chosen.Have you ever heard that you have to pay to watch national team?
Have you seen they cannot fine 11 good player to play so called KriKet?
It is shame.
Lets look for heros somewhere ele.
Kill tha cricket (INDIAN) in new slogan
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August 13th, 2007 at 05:21 am
The Ghosh says:
wtf is wrong wit u mutta ha fuka ganguly is the greatest!!!, he has the 2nd highest runs after mathew hayden in 2006-2007 bitches!!!
October 30th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Shindu says:
Cricket dude!!!! Ishan u da man. U dudes are safe see ya Ishan and Ackbar
April 18th, 2008 at 01:25 am
michael says:
Thanks for writing such a beautiful note on Dada, He deserve this from us. Isn’t it???? After the match fixing tragedy in Indian cricket, it was dada, who got it all back for us, served the country with great passion, let us smile and joy in various occasion, took the Indian cricket to a different level…. cchha cchha Ishan, you are an ungrateful creature, your parents must be very very sorry for you. May God forgive you.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
nisarg says:
Haven’t seen a bigger jabroni than u..U suck
October 27th, 2008 at 01:56 pm