All’s Well That Ends Hell
Welcome to www.yourlifesucks.com
You are viewing the official website of Satan aka Lucifer.
Tell me, is your life slow paced? Do you feel pangs of pain and hurt? Do you feel guity for stabbing your best friend in the back? Do you think that your life just plain sucks? Well, you have come to the right place then. At Hell’s Inc, you could get happiness and more. just follow the easy steps listed below to sell your soul and you will find happiness knocking on your door.
Step 1:
Go to a bar everyday and drink at least a pint of the finest scotch you can afford (on the rocks, if you are a sissy) and top it up nicely with bourbons, tequila shots and some bloody marys.
Step 2:
If you reach down your abdomen you will find what we call genetilia. Connect it to the genetilia of any other human being of opposite sex. Remember never to use the stupid rubber stuff called condom.
Step 3:
Roll on some cancer sticks and take long drags from it. Remember to always have one between your lips.
Step 4:
Have sex with your best friend’s boyfriend/girlfriend on a daily basis. Try to prevent your best friend from finding out what you are upto.
And if you’re still unsatisfied, you can reach us on the toll free number:
+0000000000666
Enjoy eternity in the best of fangs!
*Disclaimer : The above link takes you to a porno site, which was definitely not intended. If you are below 18, or are offended by sexually explicit material, please do not click.
- Neha
Isaiah says:
I do everything except Step 4…its kinda not me to have sex with my best friend’s boyfriend…I just dont roll that way.
Sex with a MAN another being…ewwwww!!!
August 15th, 2006 at 03:22 pm