The Fat Growth on Eric Hearble
One fat morning Eric Hearble wake up with an abnor-man fat growth a bombly on his head. ‘Oh crumb,’ said Eric Hearble, who was a very very, surprised. Anyway he carried on as Norman for why should he worried? All of suddy he heard a small little voice calling him by name, ‘Eric … Eric Hearble ‘ it seemed to say though I couldn’t say for sure.
That night the very same voice spoke saying ‘Eric, I am a growth on your very head, help me, Eric.’
Soon Eric became very attached to his fat growth friend.
‘Call me Scab,’ the voice said and he was.
‘Call me Eric,’ Eric said naturly as he could. From then on you never saw Eric without the big fat scab growth on his head. And that’s why Eric Hearble lost his job teaching spastics to dance.
‘Were not having a cripple teaching our lads,’ said Headmaster.
-John Lennon
Tags: The Beatles, John Lennon, The Fat Growth on Eric Hearble, In His Own Write
mark says:
i didnt realise that john lennon was such a literary moron. no wonder he stuck to music.
January 25th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
ER@sUrf3R says:
Weird..horrible english..and..whats worth reading in it? Some guy had tumor…lots of people have brain tumors..I love the beatles..Don’t make me loath Lennon
January 27th, 2006 at 01:16 am
Kunal Goel says:
you people have no sense of the absurd.
January 27th, 2006 at 04:22 am