And I Left Him
Neha : Hey look the Moon’s so beautiful tonight.
Himanshu : Yeah? Hey you wanna know about my favourtie car’s engine?
Neha : Not really.
Himanshu : No you got to hear this…
Neha : I dont understand shit about cars.
Himanshu : Anyways, I was saying, it’s a 5 stroke, 2 cylinder car, Fully-floating live axel, Spur-type gears, Semi-eliptic suspension, Transmission foot brake and a handbrake that operates on rear wheels. The Wheel base is 6′ 3″ (early) 8′ 1″ (late).
Neha : (Yawn) I’m sleepy honey. Can you fetch me my coat. I’ll be leaving now.
Himanshu : But I still haven’t told you about my favourite airplanes…
Neha : I don’t give a rat’s ass.
Himanshu : Come on… I know you want to know.
Neha : Himanshu, seriously, get a life. You are spoiling my evening. Lemme go fix something to eat.
Himanshu : ok. But listen to this… the Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk is a Stealth Fighter. It is 20,09 m long, 3,78 m high, has a wingspan of 13,21 m. The max speed is high subsonic. The weight is 23814 kg. Two engines – General Electric F404 Turbofans; 7200 kg thrust each. Man its a killing machine. What a bird.
Neha : Order your food from some place. I have to go home.
Himanshu : Come on Neha! You have not yet heard about my ex girl friend and why she left me…
Neha : You know what? Save it for later. I really have to go.
Himanshu : Well ok if you really have to go. But listen, they are showing airplane accidents on the TV. Dont you want to watch?
Neha : Himanshu, we watched that yesterday. Didn’t we?
Himanshu : Yeah but the repeat is more fun.
Neha : How in God’s name…! Wait. You watch. Enjoy. I have to go.
Himanshu : But I want to make love to you. I am lonely.
Neha : Oh Himanshu! I am not the one you want. It’s her.
Himanshu : Hey! Lookie there! There’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre on TV. O.K. You go. Close the door will you?
Neha : Good night Himanshu. I won’t be calling on you anymore.
Himanshu : (Shouting from his room) I will miss you… Man! Thats gory!
- Neha
Tags: texas chainsaw massacre, rolls royce, Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk, silver ghost, fighter planes, vintage cars
K. says:
haha he knows how to get the girls.
January 17th, 2006 at 01:06 pm
mark says:
please tell me you made that up
January 17th, 2006 at 02:21 pm
Shashank Bajaj says:
haha kunal u write a play whose moral is how to make GF’s
January 17th, 2006 at 02:26 pm
K. says:
ok shashank I will
January 17th, 2006 at 02:31 pm
Neha says:
Mark honey I wish I had such a vivid imagination. this is a real conversation. A little exaggerated at places, but real anyhow.
January 17th, 2006 at 05:10 pm
Ajay says:
Ask Mr Himanshu to meet me… I am sure I can teach him two lessons on how or rather what to talk with girls….
January 17th, 2006 at 11:51 pm
Isaiah says:
But who the hell will teach girls to talk, you dont believe me, you will.
http://imagine.blogintro.com/288/i-hate-talking-to-girls
January 18th, 2006 at 12:28 am
Neha says:
Ajay I would have definitely sent him to you, but alas! that one convoersation has rather made us part ways. and we are no longer on amiable terms.
January 18th, 2006 at 03:44 pm
DeEp says:
thats not made up at some places ———– its all made up ! either a wild imagination(which is not in the current case) or a copy from fiction which involves drama and deep feelings wid humor ! so guys , chillax ! isnt it so neha ?
January 18th, 2006 at 11:32 pm
Neha says:
Nope Deep, its true. totally true. exaggerated at some places. but true!
January 19th, 2006 at 11:18 am
ER@sUrf3R says:
Himanshu’s kinda like me…though he’s a dork! I kinda like his enthusiasm..
January 23rd, 2006 at 01:15 am
Neha says:
I’ll tell him you said hi
January 23rd, 2006 at 06:40 pm
Shitanshu says:
Ha ha..Wrong connection it was.
October 25th, 2007 at 02:18 pm