November 11th, 2005
Underfed Lowerlip
In front of the mirror counting the minutes.
An hour before I leave. Fixed myself a date after much squabble. Girl isn’t much but still. Strapping my Swatch, a glance at the minute hand. My Suede shoe keeping beat per second.
In front of the mirror tweezing my eyebrows.
Gotta be smooth. Stubble on my face but shaved my chest yesterday. After-shave on the neck always helps. Neat smell. Will make her beg. Gotta treat her like dirt. That’s the way to get ‘em. Just dirt.
In front of the mirror with a smile on my face.
But a smile doesn’t suit me.
Gotta keep from smiling.
Neha says:
Some girls dont like being treated like dirt! But I think some do. I liked your title a lot.
November 11th, 2005 at 11:01 am
K. says:
there always are exceptions to the rule.
November 11th, 2005 at 01:42 pm
Duh nston says:
give them what they want, vernon.
November 11th, 2005 at 04:14 pm
Isaiah says:
Utterly gay.
November 15th, 2005 at 03:48 pm
Neha says:
somehow reading this again, i think you wrote this post for the tags and to get the blog to figure on search results of gawky men…
January 18th, 2007 at 04:33 pm
Neha says:
and i mean look at this … Tags : How to get the girls!!! i can almost see the high school nerds googling that…
January 18th, 2007 at 04:34 pm
K. says:
no neha, i wrote this piece long before i had a blog. i put the tags when posting it here and the tags were meant to make the purpose of the piece clear to the reader.
January 18th, 2007 at 04:54 pm
Neha says:
Lol!! Really, don’t mind me being so cocky, but I know for a fact that you and Ishan do this sort of stuff… i remember you telling me that yourself. The comment was in that effect.
January 19th, 2007 at 03:17 pm
ClubPenguinCheats says:
put the tags when posting it here and the tags were meant to make the purpose of the piece clear to the reader.
May 25th, 2010 at 06:14 am